May 2013
fartgallery:
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
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milkydayy:
i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
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fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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himchanspenus:
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
“Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we...”
– Andre Dubus (via ponceau)
